About the author
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I'm a dude that aside from saving crippled orphans and old ladies from careening semis, volunteering for Greenpeace, rescuing kittens, donating my kidneys to the homeless, helping people get off the smack and turn their lives around, painting murals on cathedral ceilings, discovering cold fusion, and rocking out in my internationally famous and sexy band...
runs a webcomic that completely blows peoples' minds twenty-four seven.
Most days I kick so much ass within the first few hours I'm up that I have to take a nap before lunch. I am so smart that I actually have to lobotomize myself every month just to keep my brain from unraveling the fabric of time and space with its sheer cognitive power. My aroma is so intoxicating that I actually have to bathe in extract from the musk glands of skunks on a weekly basis just to tone it down enough to not be crushed by a mob of women every time I leave the house. This year I was officially ordered by the President to be less awesome because suicide rates in the nation were growing dangerously high as more and more people were offing themselves because they would never be as cool as me. |
About how the comic became a thing that is
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When I was in about 6th grade I was smaller than I am now and also not nearly as smart or as cool, but also I started drawing comics about this Captain Joe character. Over the years, a good bit of the time I spent not paying attention in classes was spent giving more shape to the story in the hopes that one day people would recognize the inherent genius in the symbolism of cheese-vomiting broccoli monsters and the deeply insightful social commentary of robots armed with lasers that go boom. And in doing so, they'd naturally assume that the mind that created something so great should be put in charge of the world. And this is how I would become King of the Planet, which you may not know, but would be the coolest job on Earth. It could be said that I'm ambitious, but I really just like to think of what I do as an altruistic act for my fellow man since I'm so great as I think mentioned but needed to remind you in case you had forgot when you were looking at this page of an episode from an old storyline when I was about 16 or so and were awed by how provoking and beautiful the work was even at this tender age in my life. |
| Naturally, being a huge nerd (but still totally cool, that's never in question) in college I spent a lot of time procrastinating important deadlines on the internet and trying to write run-on sentences to bother teachers and later everyone and I decided that the thing to do would be to make it into a webcomic. The first attempt was, uh, well, somehow I think it may have looked worse than the ones I was doing in high school and that meant that I was actually getting worse at what I was doing and as you can imagine made me come to the conclusion that what I should really do instead is to get better at it. So, the first couple episodes got a redraw when I found a style I liked and after a while well it turns out I had what's known as a website, located within the mysterious force we call internet. And now I can share it with people and become famous and rich and maybe not have to eat so much peanut butter anymore. |
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About how to help me to not eat peanut butter so much anymore
Since I am a generous lord, I bequeath to you the privilege of donating to this site