Good evening I have solved the bp oil crisis okay?

Posted 22:20
Tue 15 June
by Will

I sat down with some of the best scientists I have ever heard of and we have made some very advanced and thorough diagrams of exactly how to solve this oil spill crisis that everyone feels the need to complain about all the time but none of them stop to think about how those dinosaurs that acted in Jurassic Park probably feel about us running our cars with their ancestors and THEN spilling them all over their supply of shrimp dinosaurs really like shrimp did you know that? No you didn't because you were too busy having hamburgers delivered to you in an 18 wheeler from McDonald's while you drive your RV around just for practice, ya know?

Anyway I am giving these to the President tomorrow he is very interested in these solutions

I give you: Things we can plug up the oil hole with